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irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
Adele: Rumour has it she ain't got your love anymore. Rumour has it, rumour has it, rumour has it, rumour as it...
Me: DON'T FORGET ME I BEG.
Maroon 5: I've got them moves like Jagger I've got them...
Me: JUMPIN JACK FLASH ITS A GAS GAS GAS
Me: THESE ARE MY CONFESSIONS, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I SAID ALL I COULD SAY MY CHICK ON THE SIDE SAID SHE GOT ONE ON THE WAY.
The Police: Don't stand so close to me.
Me: YOUNG GIRL YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
Hall and Oates: You make my dreams come true.
Rihanna: With you I'll always share...
Me: CAUSE I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN, JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN. WHAT A GLOOOORIOUS FEELING, I'M HAPPY AGAIN.
Friend: Oh my God, you are singing them all wrong.
